No diamond in this rough

I stopped in to Bogarts to start an afternoon of club hopping in the Detroit suburbs. I figured that I'd start at the low end, hoping to find some diamonds in the rough, and then move up in the club hierarchy as the day went on. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that I didn't find any diamonds.

I arrived a little before 1pm on a Friday afternoon. There were more than a few cars in the parking lot so I figured it wasn't dead. Paid my $5 cover at the door and saw that there were in fact a reasonable number of dancers and customers in the place. I counted something like 10 dancers and a similar number of guys sitting at tables or at the bar. I grabbed a seat, ordered a $10 bottle of water from the waitress who appeared immediately and scoped out the talent.

Unfortunately there wasn't much talent. A few minutes after I arrived they did a finale, where every dancer on the floor gets up on one of several stages and gets topless for a song. Most of the dancers were over the hill, heavy or both. The majority were white but there were a couple black girls. There was one slim mixed girl who had a nice body but had a very bitchy expression the whole time. One dancer who didn't get on stage for the finale but stayed talking to a PL at the bar had a very pretty face but when I later saw her get up I realized that was her only good quality. Is Butter Body a thing?