I would've given this hole a...

I would've given this hole a -10 but 1 is the lowest allowed, so I'll suffice with that.

Could be that this place was originally a hot strip club, but good ole Guiliani tried to shut this place down years ago, so they changed from a strip club to a ... whatever.

You walk into this dark, dank, small shack on a corner right near a Mormon (ore is it a JW/SDA?) Church (that's probably the most erotic thing about this hole, just the thought of it, to sin right near a church...). If the "music" doesn't drive you out (latin salsa from loudspeakers that where probably ripped from a boombox in '82), the sight of the "dancers" (2 old latinas shaking up and down the stage) probably will.