For the DC area, this club...

For the DC area, this club is pretty good. When I went there were mostly 5s and 6s with a couple of 8s mixed in. It's an alright place, but a little crowded. Cover is $20, but you join a "private" club and then you get a discounted entry. I hung out for a while against the wall, to check out the scene and I kept bumping into people. I finally saw a chick who was attractive and who wasn't constantly being bothered for a lapdance, and went to the open area with banquet chairs lined up against the wall which was the lapdance area. She whipped off my belt, said something about topless being more money, then started riding like a bucking bronco. Not really working the important parts, unfortunately. She pressed her chest against my face a couple of times on her upswing, and then it was over. It was simply okay.

Parking is also a little weird, when you park next door, you don't know whether you're going to get towed.