The road to nowhere.

I was told this place had plenty of girls and is huge. I have to say I would take creekside over this place. It’s a strip club in a strip mall in Allentown. I pay the 5 cover at 3pm on a Saturday get the id scanned and walk in. Place is dead as hell. Three motorcycle guys sitting at an empty circular stage without a woman in sight except for the bartender and she’s way behind them. Order a 5.50 lager and wonder what the hell is going on. Wait about 10 minutes and they all start cheering along with the bouncer as there buddy comes out of the back with a black girl. They all leave and she comes over to me and introduces herself. Gets all touchy and pulls me away from the bar to give me the rundown. I think her name was something like passion. She sits in my lap and pulls a dd sized tit out for me to play with and tells me she’s the only one working. Says there should be plenty of girls by 10 if I stick around. Keep in mind this is 3 on a Saturday and they opened at 12. I don’t even know why the doors were opened except for a poor sap like me to get hustled into a private dance. There’s no other customers at this point and I drove a ways to get there so I figure fuck it. She tells me champagne room is 300 for 30 and 500 for 60. Says they give you a bottle and fruit to eat off of her. I say how about just a regular lap dance. She’s says 40 a song 100 for three and says you basically get the third free. The math doesn’t add up but I smile and play along. Says they’re nude. Against my better judgment I say let’s go for three. She gets the bartender/bouncer and tells me to pay him 15 for the room. I said I thought it was a hundo. She says that’s for me. Then she says give him 5 for a tip. I look at her and say well that five is supposed to be your tip. And she chuckles and tells me to put the five in the tip jar for him. Smh. She brings me to the back and it’s dark. She strips and starts her work. Not bad. Lots of moaning. Grinding. Sucking my ears. She let me touch her all over and suck her tits. She had me rubbing her pussy. I say can’t rub me, huh? She says just with my tits and proceeds to rub away with the girls through my pants. Then she says want to go for more. The songs sucked and all blended together but there was no way that was three songs. I inquire what we can do in vip. She says it’s more fun but no sucking and fucking. I decide to cut my losses and bounce. Could be decent I suppose with more girls and customers. Disappointed it’s even open at that hour on a Saturday with one girl. I ask her if she ever works night and she say no. I don’t like crowds and I make more money doing private dances during the day. I guess so if you never have to get on the stage and just work single guys who wander in and wonder what the hell they’re doing in a giant empty bar.