My visits to the club are...

My visits to the club are getting so random and unplanned that I found myself at HT on a Sunday afternoon at 2:30. Wow. I enter the doors with my usual free pass and find a whole lot of negative space in the club. Counting me, there was a whopping five customers in the joint. Why was I not somewhere else watching a football game? I have NO fucking idea! But here I was and determined to enjoy my time there, damn it.

It was not long after I received my first drink from the waitress that Lamborghini parked her chassis (get it?) on the chair next to me. I have seen her before and as nice as she is, she does absolutely nothing for me. Is it the fact that she's built like a locomotive? Perhaps. Maybe I just like the girls I meet there to not be built like Michael Strahan.

Soon after that, Peach makes her way over. I have met her twice when her name was Natasha and then before that when it was Peach again. This day, she was Peach. Very bubbly and energetic dancer who likes to talk nasty while she is on your lap. She was cute and I think I insulted her when I asked her if she was putting on an act when she was saying stuff like "Oooh, I'm so wet..." and "You are making me so horny...". I found it amusing. Kinda like having a phone sex operator right there on your lap. So realizing that I basically called her out, she cut that bullshit and started talking to me normally. Turns out, she is fairly intelligent and I enjoyed listening to what she had to say. As it was getting late, I agreed to go and VIP with her since we spent a fair amount of time together. Plus I wanted to see if she was all talk. We agreed to +$30 for UHM before we went in.