A fairly typical Purple Orchid visit

On a rainy evening the PO seemed like a good place to stop as I headed home along Passyunk Av. As a very occasional visitor I rarely remember any of the dancers or staff except for the creepy guy who is always at the front desk. As on previous visits the dancers were predominantly WOC but others as well in a wider variety of shapes and sizes than other Philly strip clubs. After their stage appearance most dancers worked their way around the bar for tips with some giving very friendly introductions and staying to talk. After declining several very generous offers a strong athletic dancer with nice curves landed in my lap and chatted me up while squirming around nicely (sorry I forgot her name). She convinced me that I'd have a good time in the back room with her and took me to the darkly lit and unoccupied group room. After four of the most arousing dances I've ever gotten, I paid the creepy guy, gave her a good tip and headed out into the pouring rain with a smile on my face.