An O at Harry's.

I was staying nearby for a business trip, saw the reviews, and decided to go here. Glad I did. I honestly didn't want to spend a lot of time or a lot of money, but I had a certain need I wanted attended to. Walked in, paid the guy at the door $10, and as I was walking to the bathroom to take a leak, a rather thick, fat-assed woman of color (somewhere between black and Latina, or a combination thereof) walked up and asked if I was a fan of Billy Joel and if I wanted to hear some Billy Joel in the back room. Well, I was certainly OK with that.

This place is something I've never seen before, though. The back room where the 'lap dances' are performed is just one smallish, semi-dark room with benches and a few chairs. As we walked in, one stripper was riding some dude. Could have been a lap dance because her thong was still on - but when she got up, he stood up, pulled up his shorts, and zipped up. So that happened. My gal sat me on a chair, I dropped trou, and she applied a cover and began performing some of Billy Joel's greatest hits. She took direction very well and had no problem with me guiding her performance. After a couple of minutes of this, I told her I was also a fan of Frank Sinatra, and she hopped aboard and began riding. While this was going on, a slender stripper came in with a dude. He pulled down his pants, she dropped to her knees, and began her own performance. Then she stood up, bent over, and he started into her from behind. I mean, he was really ripping it to her and the slapping was loud. My gal was doing a good performance, but I decided I liked the Billy Joel better than the Sinatra, so she went to her knees and resumed that performance with me conducting her via a hand on the back of her head. Gotta tell you, the show in front of me did add to the performance in a weird way, and it wasn't long before this song came to its climax.

The necessary gratuity was exchanged, I re-situated my own clothing, and I was outta there. Probably spent less than 15 minutes and spent about $150 all totaled. Never even got a drink. And that was about ideal for what I was looking for.