Skipped church, tried my luck

Sunday afternoon, many of the bars are closed, but lucky corner and g-spot are about the only options. There were about 5 ladies working. One white dancers had a ouija board tattooed on her stomach. The bartender was the best looking female. Two televisions showed basketball and golf.

I got a water for $2. They had a grease board that listed $4 grape bomb, $4 cherry bomb, $4 green tea shot. And, $2 bud light. Yes, $2. That's cheaper than the vfw!

A dancer stopped by. I accepted a barside dance. She wouldn't take her top off, she said that was for the vip. So I inquired about the vip. She said $25 a song, plus $5 for the bar, then something about a tip. I was smelling upsell, especially after a no-titty no-stick shifting $5 barside dance, so I passed.