Fun fun fun - Review of Mickey's Valley View Pub • 46 Carpenter Street Cumberland, RI 02864

Under new ownership but not much has changed except at night there is a new vip area that is 60 to the house for 15 minutes. Not sure what it’s like because I visit during the day. Big parking lot to the right of the building. You enter from the parking lot side by going up about 5 steps. When you enter the large square bar / stage is straight ahead pool table to your right with bathrooms behind the table. On the far left is 4 lap dance booths with dark curtains for privacy. $20 for a 5 minute token. 1/2 to the house 1/2 to the girl. I always tip based on how much fun I have. This visit Emeral sees me and comes says yellow as soon as I sit down. Emeral is a brunette mid 30’s average height nice soft naturals. A lot of tattoos and piercings. Almost no limits. A must visit. She says hi with an EB hand shake while I order us a few drinks and tokens. Jack on the rocks. Her choice. She likes to drink and gets very generous with prices when she drinks. Off to the booth we go. Full fun and no jimmys in the booth. After about 15 minutes she said you gotta hurry the guy she was expecting came in. As did I and we as we were saying good but she begged me to try her new friend Chloe and her tong ring. Emeral went straight to her friend said hi then went to send Chloe to me then went straight in the back with her friend. Chloe is short small bbw early 20’s great smile and tong ring. Knows how to use it. Emeral sends her over to me we chatted had two quick drinks then she said I know you just had Emeral but wanted to know if I was still young enough to go again. I got two more tickets and after about 20 minutes of her Billy Joel rendition I was spent. I happily hit the road feeling drained.