Men's Club of Houston
3303 Sage Rd Houston, TX 77056

the buffet is the best thing at this club...

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May 15, 2025, 1:32 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Morning

I was in Houston for a few days and made the round of clubs in this area. I was here twice, Tuesday night and Wednesday noon. Parking is large and free with security at night. paid $12 at night and $5 at noon on Wed.

 

Club is really premium inside and very dark. there were around 20 girls, most of them white and on the skinnier side, ranging from 6 to 9 in my books. I remember seeing an Asian too but no black girl that night. girls were either standing in groups chatting or seating with customers. Some customers had 3 to 4 girls seating with them. I liked that the staff was not pushy for drinks. A girl I was interested in went on stage, tall with a nicely round. butt for a white girl. I went and tipped here $10 in ones, hoping to get her attention. well, that didn't work. once she finished her dances, she went to the bar to be with her friends and they recognized one customer and went to seat with him. I stayed for another 15 minutes and left. In my time there, no girl approached me. Bathroom was attended by a guy there and was clean.

 

Came the next day at noon. there was only one girl and she was not yet ready. thankfully, they had the buffer that day and WOW!! it was awesome! The menu was excellent with veggies, a lot of meat and fish, fruits! they had pretty much 10 options to choose from and the quality was very good. I had lunch at the men's club in Dallas but this is on another level. Still, what I was impressed with is that there was no pressure from the staff for me to get a drink. When I initially told them I just wanted water, the server brought me a glass for free. of course I tipped and but it was a chill ambiance. Around noon, there were around 10 customers including a couple and no dancer at sight. Eventually, around 1PM, 1 girl came on stage and started dancing. I was done eating and decided to leave.

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