"My go-to strip club: where I voluntarily throw my money at pretty girls and pray I don't end up in a Times Square Times Square debtors' prison. Pros: gorgeous dancers, thumping tunes, and a vibe that's more ' Vegas' than ' sketchy Craigslist ad'. Cons: tipping is mandatory, like oxygen - you know, the kind where you get a side-eye if you don't fork over $20 an hour just to exist. Oh, and smoking: because who doesn't love a side of second-hand smoke with their lap dance? If you're planning a visit, bring cash - lots of it. Think 'I'm-going-to-the-bank-to-make-a-withdrawal' kind of cash. Don't even think about tables or bottles unless you're ready to liquidate assets. Panties staying on, depend on the lady. More's the pity. Still, the Riviera's got its charm - pretty girls, decent beats, and a 'don't-get-too- attached-to-your-wallet' vibe. Just don't say I didn't warn you."
