Gave Fantasies a Try

I've never been to Fantasies and decided to give it a try on a recent trip down to Providence. The address is 28 Sims Ave, and the bright-colored building is in a not-so-great area of town. During the day I did not feel unsafe. Not sure how it gets at night.

I rolled in around 4:45pm and there were about a dozen cars in the lot. Went in through the unmanned metal detector, no cover charge. Sat at the bar and was immediately staring at the bartender Patti's big, beautiful breasts. After seeing her and a few minutes speaking with her, I understand why she's unanimously loved in the Fantasies reviews. For a lady who is definitely north of 60, she's awesome to chat with and not bad on the eyes. There are two bars, front and back. Amanda was working the back bar. "Dew" was the waitress.

There were only about 8-10 girls working and the stage in the middle of the bars was used sporadically for the two hours I was there. Customers were mostly older white guys, one of the girls said there's a crew of old dudes that just comes in for Patti. They don't dance, they don't spend money, they just hang at the bar and flirt with Patti. Can't blame 'em. The 60 year old bartender shouldn't be hotter than most of the girls at your strip club.