Hobbeze
1604 E Cumberland St Lebanon, PA 17042

New girls, new furniture, same old Hobbeze -- know what to expect before you go

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lurkingdog
Apr 16, 2025, 7:32 PM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Haven't been back to this establishment in a while. For those who don't know, this is not a strip club per se, it is an adult video/toy store with adjacent theatre that also has a dancer available for private dances. There is no bar and there is no cover charge. There is usually only one dancer a day (very rarely they have girls on the same day) and it is worthwhile going to their FB or Instagram webpage to see who is on. The dance pricing is a little strange; you can get 2 dances for $80, 30 minutes for $200 and 60 minutes for $400 dollars. The dances tend to be totally nude with plenty of 2-way touching and good grinding (depending on the girl and, of course, YMMV). And it's one of those places where it is very likely you will need to invest the time (and $) with the right girl in order to be rewarded. Nearly all of the girls are COVERED with tattoos (it almost seems as it's a job requirement!) and so if you don't like this visual, this isn't the place for you. Again, check the FB/Instagram feeds to see who is on and when.

 

There are a lot of new girls -- I would guess it is a challenge to keep regulars in a place like this that is literally on the very eastern edge of this small town and I would imagine it is hit or miss -- it certainly seems to be with the dancers. I would guess that the "hits" are the ones who stay on as they must be making some $$ and the "misses" are ones who don't. I had been lusting after Mandy for many months (she is one who has stayed on the site for quite some time) but had never had the opportunity to see her until recently. We did a $200/30 minute dance and it was very sensual, she was fully nude and I left satisfied. A "hit" as one might say, and someone with whom greater investment seems promising.

 

There is a new couch in the private lap dance area and they have moved it out of the alcove area (facing the small stage) and placed it in a more central location in the room. This essentially acknowledges that no one is really looking for stage dances in this place -- private lap dances are the norm. As I have stated in my previous reviews of this place, it is not cheap but with the right dancer, it can be a lot of fun. Central PA is a strip club wasteland anyway -- and if you can get to Philly, go to Philly -- but if you can't, this place might be an alternative for some of you.

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