Once more through the trap door.

Like others, it was time to hit up the old trap on Doral, which avoids the trip further north out of Miami. Arrived around 4pm on a Tuesday, and was able to get parked up without charge. Must have been a slow day or something, but not complaining. Entered the club and headed straight for the bar. As expected the best English speakers are the bartenders. Most of the girls working the floor were Cuban and without Google Translate, its not the easiest to strike up any kind of conversation that moves beyond "hey Papi" or "you like to dance". A lot of solid 7s working the room, and one little spinner caught my eye (Sophia she said her name was). A couple of dances, and well, off we went to the VIP room. 30 minutes at the standard rate, plus the house fee. Extras on tap and let's just say I left a very happy man. Back to the bar for another Modello and then bounced. It's a good option which doesn't break the bank. Its not too big and has a stripclub vibe rather than a mega club party palace, which is what I think a stripclub should be. Never felt unsafe, bouncers respectful, and the ladies just the right side of not being too pushy.