Nah.

TLDR: $40 Uber from Toronto (one way); $15 Door (scanned ID), $8.75 water (mandatory 1 drink at door), $25 VIP cover with wristband, $20 a song, $10.20 ATM fee. High Mileage, Extras, and Nude on stage.

We had started the night at Paradise and honestly we shoulda just stayed as the girls there were wild, fun, and just starting to get the party pumping when we made the split decision to go to a second club before it got too late. “We always go to two!” lead us both north, and astray.

Whisky is technically in the GTA but it’s very far north. North of the wall north. A $40 Uber from downtown when we went but it’s also so far north that the climate changes, five foot snow banks and everything. The building is in a nondescript area but like every remote strip club ever there’s a pink light that rims the roof of the grey warehouse like some sort of slutty quest spot in a video game. There’s parking for those who drive with boners and right beside the main building there’s a strip mall with a late night massage parlor – didn’t grab the name and didn’t enter but you can imagine what happens there.