Not great, but what strip club is in the afternoon?

Went to hoops on a random Saturday afternoon to watch some NBA games with a buddy of mine. On the surface hoops sounds like an amazing concept. Being able to watch sports on a giant TV’s and get lap dances from beautiful women sounds like heaven. Sadly this dream was not to be realized.

No cover charge was a definite plus, but it was soon clear why that was the case. Beers were standard nyc strip club prices ($13). I imagine mixed drinks are a lot more, but I didn’t purchase any.

The club is pretty narrow with a bar with TV’s behind it facing a few tables and some benches in the back where lap dances take place. There were only 2 women there that day, one of which spent the whole time talking what I assume was a regular.