Cafe Risque, tightly observed, but authentic sexy women and worth the stop - Review of Cafe Risque • 17035 Co Rd 234 Micanopy, FL 32667

I'll try one more time. Ironic, as many of the places haven't been visited for months to years, yet my reviews are rejected. Not sure how this site hopes to survive on that. I drove up the interstate from Orlando. A bit early, more dancers reported after 11am. So I pause a bit at the exit. This place is definitely just off the interstate. A few cars in the lot, some folks there with a trailer not intending to visit the facility. Walked in, no one initially in check-in, then a dancer pops in and says he'll be right in. Very serious, very protective gentleman took my money and gave change. Very thin place, if the right word, immediately given an incomplete "check" to be billed for food or non-alcoholic drinks, different experience with that. Behind perverts like me who go right to the stage, gentlemen sit against the wall and get approached by dancers for a hard sell to go to the backroom or buy food. Waitress, who can be a dancer a different time or upsell approaches for order. I asked for unsweet ice tea, unheard of in the south. $5, reasonable in a place like this. 2 older blonde dancers, full nude if I didn't say before, super thin, but super sexy, engaged me and made feel involved. Sexy latinas next, it is Florida after all. But got extra dances in the backroom with a sexy momma, obviously single post-pregnancy mom, sexy saggy tits, tiny panties on, no touching, lots of cameras. She ground more than usual, but I kept my hands under the pillows to be safe. Not bad and had to remember, it was only noon after all. Because enjoyed, stopped again on the way back to Orlando. Spent time in the back with a thin 30-something who had a trimmed bush--I'm a sucker for pubic hair. She was nice but only that. A hippy brunette with a wisp of hair danced for me on stage suggested more but not the usual. I realized she was very new and took her up for her offer of an upper body chair massage. Not my usual MO, but lots of driving. Enjoyed not as much sexually but as a damn good massage, resting my head on her tits as she massaged my head was quite nice. Ok trolls, tell me why I am not real and need to be shutdown. I'm real and trying to report for those who care.