Quick in and out at Clancy’s

I recently visited this modest little strip club tucked away on a residential street that I honestly wouldn’t have found had I not been specifically looking for it. The club is small, with its layout dominated mostly by a bar. There's no cover charge, which is always a plus, and has two entrances; in the front and on the side (take the side door). Trust me, take that advice to heart—there’s a ton of traffic in front, and you’ll be better off avoiding the attention.

Inside, the atmosphere is laid-back, no pretense, and it definitely caters to the blue-collar crowd. When I was there, the place was a bit quiet with only about four patrons in total. All the dancers that night were Brazilian, and I have to say, they were engaging in a way that felt both sexual and playful. One came and went straight for the D, said something I didn’t quite hear and both laughed. Sat at the bar and ordered a water for, what I believe was six dollars? (Dropped a 10 and said keep the change).

Within a few minutes of settling in, one of the girls approached me, and she immediately offered a lap dance. I didn’t need to think twice, and she led me to the back, to what I can only describe as a semi-private area with couch-like chairs. Now, I’m not going to sugarcoat it: while the space felt intimate-ish, there were some questionable wet marks on a few of the chairs that I tried my best to ignore. It didn’t leave the most polished impression, but at that point, I was committed. The lap dance itself was... intense. There was a lot of two-way contact, and while I’m not typically one to complain, it did leave me waddling to the bathroom afterward for a bit of a clean-up. But totally worth it!