This pull the number out of...

This pull the number out of a hat grade requires further elaboration, based on a recent wind down Sa. nite. This place is easy to miss, as it doesn't look like a theater, but more like a local dive bar(which it is). $13 cover does include 2 non-alc. drinks. Lighting is bright, there's a pool table right of entrance, bar is front & center, bright stage on the left. Crowd was at a moderate level, and "ethnic" as were the dancers. Atmosphere was laid back, non pushy, idle dancers were either playing computer games or pool with customers, or outside smoking. FACTOR GRADES- DANCERS- I'd call the dancer crew to be in 2 different groups of "Sixes"- "barely" and "at least". The former group-- self explanatory. The later group, you'd need to down AT LEAST a six pack to get a dance from them. If you like fat Mexicans, this is your club, there were 3 of 'em. There was also a chunky older blonde with large natural breasts, an average looking Cauc. blonde, an average looking Hisp, and a slightly heavy but curvaceous Black// STAGES & LAPS- Stageside mileage wasn't that great, closeup views OK. Uncut songs were played at a comfortable volume, you didn't have to raise your voice too much to converse. Laps are done in beaded partition room with opposing 8' wall couches, not much privacy with other patrons back there. Mileage/grindage good solid basic 2 way. Opted for $20 topless dances. Nudes are $40, no mention was made of prior reviewed $11 bik. option. // SUMMARY- I'd rate dancer attractiveness 3.5, atmosphere a 7, and lap mileage an 8. If you want an unpretentious club with mileage, this place rates at least a convenient diversion.