Everything but the magic

Can't put my finger on it, but both times I've come here, it just didn't measure up to other clubs I've been to. Even though dances were cheap, there were lots of girls and nothing was particularly bad, it was a lackluster experience. Obligatory club details before I get into it...

Location: Industrial area, there's a smaller town nearby but pretty much nothing around the club itself. Feels plenty safe, plenty of well-let parking, etc.

Layout: You walk in a set of double doors and there's a fairly large buffer area before you actually walk through another set of doors to pay. After paying (no license scan) you walk through yet another set of doors to the club.