Big-Time Spenders Only

I am a Mons veteran going back to the 90s. In town for a golf outing. This review is based on two visits on a Friday night and a Saturday night in January. On Friday I came in about 7:30pm and stayed until 9pm. Then, I went across the street to Riverters for something to eat (good) before returning at about 10pm to stay for another hour. On the Saturday I came in at about 7pm and stayed util about 8:30.

If you haven't been there, here's the layout: After paying the door girl ($15 before 8pm, I believe, and $25 thereafter - get your hand stamped!) you enter the club. The club is small and intimate and (insofar as strip clubs go) nicely decorated. The well-lighted octagnal stage is at bar height in front of you. Ringside seats at the stage to the right and let. On the left side are the lap dance stalls facing the stage (no curtains). On the right side are the curtained VIP stalls facing away from the stage - very private. Restroom over your right shoulder. D.J. (new) to far left. Seating in front of the lap dance stalls. Drink frig and service area at left rear of bar. Water and soda only (sneak in single shot bottles or a small flask if you can). Dressing room behind the bar. The restroom is bare bones - it has needed upgrading for like 20 years (there was no bathroom attendant, a change under new management).

Before 8pm there is usually one girl dancing. At around 9pm lots more dancers come in and there will be multiple girls on the stage. There is a single pole. Only a few girls do pole work. The dancer gets nude almost immediately (a very good feature) and struts her stuff and does a floor show. All the girls I saw are very attractive - so no changes there. Primarily white girls , some Latinas, and a few AAs. No Asians that I could see. Mostly Hustler types - B/C cup, slim. No silicon in evidence. Usual amout of ink and piercings. High contact between customers and dancers on stage. At ringside, the dancers will put their stuff right in your face while you touch everything but the kitty. Generous dollar tipping is the rule.

This club is definitely not for bargain hunters. Dances are almost stupidly expensive. (RIP the great old Mons with $25 [three for $50] high contact dances on the open bench.)

Full nude, high contact, lap dances are now in the open booths to the left - $40 plus $6 for the house. (Yikes!) VIP dances in the curtained booths to the right are $240 for 15 minutes (longer options are available). Dances are full nude and high contact. While it will differ from girl to girl, there are apparently no rules in the VIP. You can pet kitty and may even be invited to give kitty a kiss... even a French one. This is a high quality lap dance that pushes the limits. I did not ask about extras; check yourself. My guess is that OTC is generally avaiable.