First Time Strip Club.

Was my first time going to a strip club. I chose Chicas Locas because it was close by and I'm into latinas. The place isn't in the best area and has signs saying stuff like "lock your car and take all belongings," but I expect most strips clubs in houston to be at least a little seedy. Inside it was nice there were little leather seats with tables, I didn't really pay too much attention to the stages, though, the girls didn't seem that into dancing and the ones that were dancing weren't really my type. One thing I did find really funny was that there was a giftshop in the bathroom selling skittles and random candy. Honestly it's hard for me to really judge how the place looked since I don't really have baseline I expect to judge it against.

The dancers there were pretty much all cuban with some black and white girls as well. They spoke a little bit of english but mostly spanish and I didn't really speak with them much at all. They would pretty much come to me and sit on my lap and after getting their name I would just get a dance if I liked them. I'm too shy to really have an actual conversation with them. I'd say the actual dances by the girls were really good I could pretty much do anything during it. At first I just sat there while they did their thing because I thought you weren't supposed to touch them but I quickly realized this wasn't really a thing here. I was too shy to go too crazy, though, and actually lick suck on their titties or kiss them even when they shoved them in my face. I definitely plan on going a little crazier if I ever go again and take advantage.

The girls were really aggressive, though, and tried to pressure me pretty hard into getting dances a lot of the time. They would pester me when I said no sometimes. They also weren't really good at flirting at all in the brief conversations I did have with them. This gorgeous stripper who I got a dance from who probably could've taken at least another $100 from me if she knew how to flirt just gave me a really awkward smile and said I love you after I tipped her like it was believable. One thing I will say is that I think I got scammed a little but I chalk that up to looking lost and like bambi and the girls took advantage. I think one or two the dancers added a song to get paid more but I didn't really want to argue since it was my first time.