Average club, Uninterested Dancers

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, ON

I hadn’t been out clubbing with a group in quite some time, but I did over the Memorial weekend last month in Toronto. When we arrived, the parking lot was quite packed. The local guys…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

This is a short review of my visit to Hi Liter on a Wed night couple weeks ago. I was in the club only for an hour between 10 and 11 PM before I couldnt…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

Arrived into Phoenix late afternoon with only about a 2.5–3 hour window (5:30–8:30 pm) to check things out before a meeting. From what I’d read beforehand, I knew this timing can be tricky—it’s right around…

I was in Chicago on a Friday for some personal business, so I figured I'd stop at Knockouts to see how different it was from the Knockouts (formerly PoleKatz) in Gary, Indiana. I arrived just…

Came in after a show in the city around midnight. Cover was $10 and security was chatty. The place has not changed since my last review. There were maybe a dozen customers, and there had…

Stopped in on a Saturday night after having a few drinks and decided to see how the weekend crowd was holding up. The club itself was in pretty good shape. Clean, felt safe, free parking,…

Walked in on a rainy Wednesday afternoon. Just a few patrons because of the time and it was still an hour until happy hour. Hot bartender who doesn’t do dances. Regular prices are $15 a…