Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

One Last Hoorah on the Sinking Ship

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ryanisthesht
Dec 28, 2024, 10:36 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Went to the ship after hearing about the new changes. Got there and paid the cover ($5) and went straight to the back to see if what I heard was true. The old lap dance area was roped off and everyone seemed to be huddled around the bar. I hadn’t been in a while but it seemed a bit more dead than usually with between a 1-2:1 ratio of dancers to customers. I walked over to the bar and was greeted by T (the waitress). I ordered a drink and she told me she’s find me later if I wanted another. Sat down in the front booth area and scoped out the talent. There were a bunch of Latinas on their phones and a couple sitting with customers. One caught my eye but she was sitting with another dancer and 2 customers. A couple girls came over one-by-one but I brushed them off as I wasn’t interested in any of them. Then the girl I was eyeing walked over and asked if she could sit on my lap. Yes, of course! We chit chatted for a bit before she started propositioning to go upstairs. During out conversation a curly haired blonde with big naturals and a toned body walked by, probably the hottest stripper I’ve ever seen. Sadly I was already in the middle of a conversation with the Colombian girl but I made a mental note of the blonde for next time. The Colombian was very fit and had an amazing natural body as well. After some back and forth I got her down to $$$ plus the bottle. Went upstairs and had fun. All in all it was great that I was able to swing it but not having the back area means that you either have to negotiate well for upstairs or take what you can get in the front which is not much. Might not go back again for a long time.

 

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