Torta Land

Came here Sunday night and used my free pass I had from months ago to get in. I work after hours so I tend to go to clubs right before I start my night shift gig. Club was a bit too dark for my taste and settled in at the booth right across from the stage. Paid 8 dollars for a dang water and watched a few of the dancers dance on stage. I’ll be honest, but most of the dancers are not really attractive here at all. Mainly heavy set, out of shape, and haggard looking. Like life beat them up one too many times. Many of them had way too many tattoos, cellulite and caked up makeup on their faces - just not my thing.

I’d say the main reason people come here are the specials and the high mileage that comes with it. The DJ was running 40 dollar specials that night and 30 minute, 120 dollar VIPs - not bad if you want to get a dance from someone that’s far beyond my weight class. I was approached by 2-3 dancers and had to decline because I just wasn’t attracted to them and I left shortly after. This place is mad wack in my opinion, had to go to Satin down the street so I could see some better looking gueras. I ain’t comin back here.