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Rejected Review

Biggest Sexiest Breast in Town

TD's Showclub North
6001 Brentwood Pl NE Albuquerque, NM 87109
I walked in and saw the sexiest woman alive in this joint. She has the biggest sexiest breast, nice behind with long black hair. I think she might be Latina but her english was very good, I couldn’t tell. She was warming and we had many laughs. She convinced me to buy a 30minute champagne room with her after a couple of lap dances. They call it the Champagne Room but you don’t actually get champagne with the cost. I’ve been to many strip clubs and she’s by far the VERY BEST! I had an incredible time with her but I can’t remember her name. I think it was Marie, Maria, Marla, something like that. Anyway, I just wanted to share my experience. Lapdances are $25 for 3.5 minutes, champagne is $275 for half hour, $550 for 1 hour. They also appreciate tips. I’d say $5 for each $25 dollar lap dance is reasonable, $50-$100 on top of the $275 is reasonable. I live in NYC and have traveled to many other stripclubs in the U.S. and these prices are very reasonable. If you happen to meet the girl I described, get a dance from her. You won’t regret it. Word of advice: Don’t go into any strip club with empty pockets. You should never waste the ladies time. These women work hard and many are single mothers.

Adjudicators

Beantowner
Not Enough Details You didn’t share your experience with the girl. Big tits black haired latina is way too broad
Electronman
Not Enough Details Describe the Champagne room facilities and mileage. Any stage show? You were smitten with one dancer. Were there other dancers? If so, describe them.
FLAP3000
Not Enough Details Nothing really about the club at all. Sounds like you’re basically just enamored with one girl (whose name you don’t remember). But to avoid being like the resident bukkake queen @minnow I will approve this review anyways.
etsutwigg222
Shill Review or Club Ad
chimera422
Incoherent