Last time I was at Mons was pre-covid. I’d heard about all the changes on TUSCL, and saw that I could get a lot more elsewhere, with OZ now being my go-to club.
But there were things about Mons that, when I thought about it, were probably still better than OZ and many other clubs. Mainly, full nude stage shows. While the lap dance area and VIP rooms rock at OZ, the stage shows - well, usually pretty lame. Even though OZ is supposedly topless, the girls almost never take those tops off on stage. And some of those outfits - well, they can be pretty trashy looking. I thought back to those nights at Mons where two, three fine women would get naked and twist this way and that. After visiting OZ and not finding anyone to my liking, I decided to hit Mons before flying out.
LAYOUT - It’s small. You pay your cover, usually $25, but only $12 this Sunday afternoon, then turn left. One main stage, then you can go left or right. Seats right by the stage, with more seating on the wall to the right. That wall wasn’t there previously, it used to have another long bench where you could get a lap dance while pervs like me watched. Now, must be a “VIP” area? Did not check out. The other wall has the now infamous booths, which don’t give you much privacy.
The Bucs had finished earlier, and there were many fans, including some couples. They were crowding around the stage, making it “rain” on the two dancers. And those dancers were naked and hot. I like ‘em thin and long, and these two fit the bill. A brunette with chin length hair and bangs, and an incredible ass, which she pumped up and down while laying down on the stage. Mons has good lighting, and you could see everything in mouthwatering detail. Did I mention it was hot? The other girl was a redhead, not quite as thin but really sensual in her movements.
While I was watching, I was approached by two different dancers, neither of which were as mesmerizing as the ones on stage. I talked to one, and when we got around to dances, she said they were $40/dance. But, you first had to pay $12 to the house before getting a booth. $52 a dance? One where you’ve got no privacy and no possibility of extras? I don’t think so. Yeah, I know if you do a set of dances you only pay the house fee once, but I like doing single dances to check out the girl first.
When I tipped the redhead on stage, she said she would come back, but never did. HER I would have gotten some dances with. Unfortunately, I only had about a half hour to burn before heading to the airport, and left before anything could happen with her or the brunette.
But I really did enjoy the show on stage. I think next time I come down, I think I’ll go to Mons first, watch the naked foxes, then go over to OZ for some backroom fun.
