Some hot girls; weird place
Arrived at the place around 10 on a Friday. No parking in the strange little lot right outside the door, although a few places were being held by cones, there's no valet (it's not that kind of place) but there was on street parking not too far. The neighborhood is a little sketchy looking with stuff strewn randomly everywhere, vacant lots, hurricane fencing, etc. The stage is very wide, maybe 50 feet with about a dozen girls on it at a time. Weirdly, there were about 10 TV's on the surrounding walls but none of them were showing sports or anything live. The bar was crowded but seats were available, so I grabbed one and got a beer from an attentive bartender who came right over. Not much actual dancing going on, they each just stood in their stationary spots and swayed a bit.
It took about 5 seconds for the most relentless dollar parade I've ever seen to start. If you've ever been swarmed by seagulls trying to eat something at the beach, you'll be familiar with the sense. Girls who hadn't even gotten on stage yet. The most aggressive massage girl I've ever encountered who wanted multiple tips just to go away. The talent wasn't bad though, looks-wise. Almost all Eastern Europeans, maybe half 7-9's and half 5/6's. I invited a late 30's blue-eyed blonde, Camila, to come see me after her stage and we went for a few dances.
The lap dance area is just a curtained off area about 8'X8' with built in cushioned benching around the perimeter so that the middle, if more than one non-dwarf is present, is a tangle of feet. One adjacent dancer got so agitated from my feet touching hers that she began kicking me and shaking her fist. I stayed for a few dances anyway, @ the usual $20/per. Decent grind, and not much else. Took C. out and shared a drink as she skipped her stage time on her own initiative and we chatted. Eventually the lap dance room seemed to clear out and we went back for a few more, but that room doesn't stay clear for long and in a minute or two it was packed again.
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