As a longtime frequenter of Tampa...

As a longtime frequenter of Tampa clubs, somehow I had never made it to the fabled Mons Venus until last weekend. This club is legendary, and accordingly my expectations were extremely high. The place looks like a dump from the outside, but that is no indicator of what awaits inside.

After paying a $20 cover (no drink purchase required), I made my way inside to what is a relatively oddly laid-out club. Nothing more than a single octagon-shaped room with a stage in the middle and leather bench/couch that lines the walls, the club is the antithesis to the clubs that offer tiered private rooms and VIP areas. It was a friday night so it was pretty crowded, standing room only. While very different than most other clubs, this layout is part of what makes the Mons special. Immediately after walking my eyes were met with a couple dozen absolutely gorgeous naked girls, either milling around the room or up on the stage.

I found a place to stand and admired the dancers on stage. While there are plenty of quality clubs in Tampa, you will never see as many gorgeous girls as there are at the Mons. The room was filled with about 30 girls, most 8's, 9's and 10's. My jaw hit the ground when I saw the amazing ass that was in that room.