Not Worth the Time or the Travel
I don’t tend to give bad reviews but this club was just not a great experience. Overall this club is a meh, a way to pass the time if you want to have a beer and see some tits but that is the extent of the place.
Layout: parking sucks, I parked on the side lot and walked around the building. Upon entering they check your ID and give you a wand down. I was in shorts and a T-shirt since it was 91 degrees. The door guy said just so you know next time, we don’t really allow shorts. But it’s a Wednesday so I won’t make a big deal. That threw me off. I went inside and the 5-6 other guys inside were also in shorts.
There is a medium stage in the center front, a small circular cage style stage on both sides and in the rear, none of which seem to be used.
Two bars one on each side of the back, but the one on the right I’m told is never active. Bathrooms are beyond the stage area, there is a lot of random step ups and downs and it’s dark so be careful, I guess a good way to catch people who are too drunk by watching them eat shit. I saw two people trip while there.
Bar/Drinks:
Bartender was nice, not super attractive but nice. Drink prices were actually reasonable surprisingly. Angry orchards are $6 most beers were $4/5 and they have truly seltzer cans and a bunch of premixed can drinks like rum and coke and gin and tonic for $3. Actual mixed drinks are $10-$12 but they’re in a large glass and they are generous with alcohol. Got 3 angry orchards and $40 ones and sat down, tipped her a couple bucks. I inquired about food but apparently their chef quit recently so they have no food but they allow you to bring stuff in as long as you’re clean about it. Or you can DoorDash. Sucked because I hadn’t eaten all day so I figured whatever the drinks will just hit harder lol
Girls: there were 5 girls working and a 6th arrived 5 minutes before I left.
(Personal favorite) Vic. NOT VICKY - She was very anime style, looked super young, she told me she was 22 but she looked barely 18. Cute tight body, nice curvy butt, b sized perky boobs, and a sexy lacy lingerie set. She had some neat tattoos and a really good sexy stare, that’s what usually gets me.
Two blondes - Alannah and don’t know the other name both small A cups, very thin, both had c-section scars which I don’t mean to sound like an ass but wow they are noticeable. One wore pasties the entire time. Neither my style.
Alycia - the only Latina type, cute face, a little thick, nice big booty, small boobs and perky nipples.
Last girl that showed up I can’t remember her name but she was the most attractive by far. Tall brunette, large C cup natural breasts, amazing ass, tanned skin, very sexy.
Experience & Dance prices:
Combining these two categories. I arrived at 8:30 and after getting in, getting my drinks and sitting, I watched the stage for a while. Alycia and Vic were on the stage for about 45 minutes practicing their set. Two patrons at the rail watching not throwing a single dollar so I threw $20 at them in a stack for all their hard work thinking maybe one would come over after. One of the patrons was glued to Vic and practically walked side by side with her. I kept smiling at her and she looked like she wanted to come over but I couldn’t get her attention until he left around 11. Around 9:30 the two blondes came in and did a rotation on the stage as well. Threw then a few bucks, still nothing, no rail interaction from the dances at all. And the couple that made their way to the floor went into the corner with the manager and sat on their phone until they got called back to the stage.
The brunette came in around 11, up until then not a single girl approached me or asked about a dance or even told me how much they cost. After she got set up she got on stage and I approached and asked if she would come sit with me and talk. She said she would so I threw her a few dollars. After her set she came and sat down and talked for a few minutes, I asked her about dances because I was really wanting a dance and was hoping to do VIP.
According to her and verified by Vic and one of the blondes right after dances are $30 each 2/$60 3/$100. However you also have to pay $5 to the house every time you go into the Lapdance room or $10 one single time and they give you a bracelet. Seemed weird but okay - the 3/$100 includes the bracelet. Dances are pretty strictly air dances, zero touching either way allowed the room is tiny and the guard stands at the door and basically watches. None of the girls seemed really caring about dances which is weird because I had no idea how they make their money.
Then I inquired about VIP and here is where it gets crazy. VIP is private in a room but there are cameras so nothing extra for sure. They say they allow touching but bottoms stay on and no touching the kitty. Girls set their own prices and the club charges a few.
Club prices - 15min/ $150 - 30min/$250 - 60min/$350
Girl prices ranged from 15min/$500 to 60min/$1000 and everywhere in between. Not a single one sounded reasonable and they were in addition to the club prices and literally for nothing expect you can touch. Just wow. After speaking with the brunette, Vic who I finally got attention from, and one of the blondes passing by, I confirmed these rules and prices with each of them and decided I was all set. Not dropping a G to touch some titties. Honestly I have no idea how any of them make any money. I saw one single lap dance the 3 hours I was there. I left at 11:30 and stopped at McDonalds for some breakfast burritos. Literally best part of the night.
Dont waste your time here. I imagine they won’t be open much longer. I was told that Friday and Saturday they’re busier and have about 10-15 girls but with the prices and rules on dances I see zero reason to return. Too bad.
