The PH Matriarch and her magical hands!

I arrived on a Monday afternoon around 1:30pm. I was feeling stressed that morning and decided to get some relief by the PH Matriarch. Her hands are amazing, and she wastes no time relieving your tension.

The club is off a major street with a large, open, free parking lot. You can't miss it. The building is bright pink and next to a car dealership. As with most clubs, it takes a while for your eyes to adjust to the darkness, but once they do, you see a typical strip club layout. It is a long room with a stage inside the bar area with two poles. Stools are placed around the bar, and it is not a big room. A $10 cover gets you two bottles of water or two soft drinks.

Dances are in smallish rooms with doors, so you have complete privacy, and are $30/4min. There is a room monitor who supposedly monitors cameras in the rooms, but that doesn't stop the dancers from providing their signature PH "handshake" to relieve your tension. Some dancers offer a menu of additional offerings.