Played like a fool('s gold)

Found myself here after laying awake jetlagged in my Center City hotel and looking for something to do. The location isn't great -- it's at the end of an alley next to some dumpsters around the corner from a pretty busy nightclub. After sneaking past the line coming out of the nightclub, I entered the Gold Club.

Inside is tiny, but not as gross as I had been led to believe by other reviews online. A couple rows of tables and chairs in front of a small stage, with a small bar off to the side. I went to the bar for a beer and was immediately greeted by a curvy but decently pretty dancer with glasses (I can't remember her name). We chatted for a bit and she asked for a shot of tequila which I complied with. Then she asked if we wanted to have some fun in private.

I asked how far she might be willing to go. She said she doesn't really like to go all the way at the club, but we could still have plenty of fun. We negotiated a three song topless lap dance in a private booth for $90. She took me to the back and showed me a pretty good time. She allowed me to touch her chest and pinch her nipples as much as I wanted while she rubbed frequently and firmly on my lap. At one point, she asked if she could rub my crotch with her hands over my pants -- I said yes, of course.