First Time, Came Here on a Lark and Was Not Disappointed

I spent 3-4 hours here on a whim after having some business in Lafayette. This is only the second club I've been to since becoming a PL, so I don't have much to compare it to, but I enjoyed my time here quite a bit.

The front door opens up into a little hall where you get checked in. License was scanned and I was frisked. There was no cover charge when I was there around 3pm. The bouncer didn't care that I had a pen. I think weed is allowed in most clubs, because it makes you spend more money. Anyway, the hall is short and it opens right up into the bar and a pretty open floorspace. There's a little set of stairs directly ahead that leads to the DJ booth. It's crowded with dancers, probably picking their sets. I got a bottle of Fat Tire for $8 and that was my only drink. Seemed a little steep, but that was my entire tab for the night, so who cares. All of the bartenders/servers are good looking women in corsets, boy-shorts and black heels. There are 3 stages down the middle of the open floor plan. The ceilings are super high to accommodate the gigantic stripper poles. Seating lines the perimeter with smaller tables and chairs around the stages. Some of it is cordoned off, so it must be bottle service/reserved seating. There's no VIP area. VIP is wherever you want it to be, which includes the outdoor patio. The dancers can only take their tops off in the LD booth area. This is along the left side of the club in one long bank, probably a dozen private booths, where you have to walk past every occupied booth to get to yours. There seemed to be a lot going on back there, but I'll get to that later. The bathrooms are at the furthest side of the club from the entrance. They are super nice, very clean and much to my surprise, there was a fucking bathroom attendant. I haven't seen one of those anywhere in years and years. He had a very adequate amount of paper towels ready for me when I washed my hands. He was selling boner pills, candy, cigarettes, deodorant, tic-tacs, you name it. The tip jar was overflowing and I added a couple singles. They mostly played hip-hop, but there was a period of time where they played metal and that was fun. It's at a reasonable level and you can talk with your dancer just fine in the LD area, if you care to. There's a mix of sociable and quiet ladies, I prefer the more outgoing ones, so you'll find whatever you like. The club is pretty damn dark, you can navigate the floor just fine and see alright at the stages, but the LD area is covered with a 7' brick wall that blocks most of the light. I did not speak with a single other customer, people seemed to keep to themselves. Mostly guys there alone, but there were a couple smaller parties too. The vibe was good, it's a safe place. At one point, I lost my car keys and a dancer made it her mission to find them and sure as shit, she did. The customers were quiet and the ladies were nice.

Speaking of the ladies, they're the reason we're all here. They're all babes. I thought every single woman was gorgeous. But my type is white and skinny. There were a few thicker girls, but they were all white. Most are very tattooed, lots of pierced nipples. I didn't come across a single pair of fake tits. I'm sure they were there, but I didn't see them. There were surprisingly few strippers on the stages and just out walking the floor. I feel most of the girls were seated at tables with customers. Probably 20 dancers in all with 1 or 2 stages out of the 3 in use, and 2 or 3 ladies hustling the floor. It was pretty busy and most dancers were pretty occupied. But I still got plenty of attention. Not a lot of customers were at the stages, so I sat at one stage for a while and met 4 lovely ladies. I was basically the only one tipping, so I got all their attention, whether they were talkative or not. I like the girls I can shoot the shit with and the ones who did were all very down to earth and easy to talk to. 2 girls just wanted to dance and I could only get their names when their set was done. The girls aren't allowed to do tricks off the stage, so they won't go in your lap or anything, but they will put their tits in your face. One of the quiet gals was the most acrobatic and impressive pole dancer I have ever seen and it was a real pleasure to watch her. She had a very thick Eastern European accent and her name was something I've never heard before, Veeta. Long story short, she is very cute and very sweet, I'm sure she gives great lap dances, so go talk to her and ask her for one, she's a god damn gymnast. While I was at the stage, I made eye contact with a solid 9. I couldn't help but smile at her and she read my fucking mind. I left after a time and got a seat alone, and wouldn't you know it, who do I see approach and take a seat next to me? So I met a 5th lovely lady who was charming and gorgeous, who offered me a LD. It's $40 for 1 song, or 3 for $100. You pay the dancers directly, even for VIP. They accept electronic payment. I'm sure they're independent contractors who keep all the tips and probably pay a huge house fee. Her VIP was $350 for 30min or $500 for 60, but each dancer can charge whatever she wants. I got 3 songs and had a lot of fun with her. Lots of mutual touching. My hands could go anywhere and do anything, as long as it wasn't the coochie. I very much enjoyed how she let me touch her and how she touched me. I ended up getting 30min of her VIP. When I asked her what the difference was between the regular LD and VIP, she straight up said nothing, but that we can spend our time wherever and however I want. I obviously got 30min of some great dirty dancing and grinding, with some other contact as well. I spent $450 on this woman, but I was actually very happy with no extras because of all the good mutual contact. She was a little hardbody. I feel like we really hit it off, as far as transactional stripper relations can go. She was great company too and I got her number. I will go back and spend just as much again, if not more, just to have time with her. I'll see if she does OTC next time I'm there. She had other business to attend to, so she had to leave me for the night. I walk back to the bar after our VIP and I'm standing alone drinking water. A dancer from the stage earlier approaches me and strikes up a conversation. She's super ratchet, but I don't really care. She approached me and she's still hot, so I accept her company. I blew most of my load on my favorite lady from earlier, so I ask this one if she wants to help me blow through the rest of my budget. She's very enthusiastic and we go back to the LD area. She straight up tells me I can pay for extras. I ask what I can get and it's more of what she'll let me do to her, not what she'll do to me. I ended up getting her number too, since I tipped her with applepay. Obviously YMMV, but I was pleased with all 5 of the ladies I spent on tonight.