clean club, pretty girls, what more could you want?

I went to Teasers on a Wednesday afternoon. The location itself is near DPAC and when you go into the club you go down some stairs, it’s sort of a basement situation. I thought it was strange that there’s no real stage, just a hardwood floor separated from the tables by a velvet rope, but it ended up being pretty neat and providing a nice intimate view. I sat stageside and all the dancers could shake their booties over the rope, table side. If you stand at the front you can get a little grinding action for a few bucks too. I’m sober so I can’t speak on the drink prices but the waitress was lovely. A bit older, but very cute. Dances are very reasonably priced and your money goes far here. Tableside dances are $15 a pop so I got a few from a handful of the ladies until I found my girl for the night, at which point we moved to couch dances for $25 a pop off to the side. Now the couch dances are in couches lining the side of the club so you may feel like you have no privacy, especially in such a small club, but unless somebody is really paying attention, you do have pretty good privacy. I could only touch legs and back but the grind age was amazing and she did a few cool tricks involving going upside down and doing splits in my face. Not bad at all. Upstairs is $100 for ten minutes, which is full two way contact. I didn’t go for that, but I noticed quite a few dancers traveling that way with customers and wouldn’t see them coming down for quite some time, so I’ll have to give those a try on my next visit.

Dancers are diverse, there’s someone for everyone. The music is a little outdated. I was surprised to hear a few 80s hits in the mix, but it made me feel young so I ain’t complaining too much :-)

There’s also only one bouncer, who spent most of the night sitting at the bar, to give you an idea of how small this establishment is. Very cozy, very intimate, and well lit. A classy little joint. I’ll be back to try out the $100 dance.