A Classic Strip Club Experience

Stopped in this legendary strip club on 8-Mike around 9pm on a Friday to check out the current talent situation. Valet parking was $7 and cover was $10. The place was not too busy at the time. I sat at the bar and had a couple of domestics for $7/ea. Noticed the dancers outnumbered us mongers 2 to 1, a nice ratio. However most of the girls were just average looking and not very attractive. I’d rate them in the 4-6 range. I saw only a couple of 7’s and 8’s who were busy with their regulars.

The club has one long main stage with competition spin poles on each end. I was very surprised to see that most of the dancers there actually know how to pole dance! There were two dancers on stage at all times. Later on a 3rd dancer was added in front of the large video wall.

While watching the stage show a petite Caucasian spinner approached me and we talked for a bit. She was nice enough, however not someone I would typically consider taking to VIP. I prefer full figure girls but she was persistent and really wanted me to do some dances with her. She said dances are $25/ea but would do 5 for $100. As we talked she started looking better and better to me and I eventually caved to her advances.

Being a Detroit club there are no extras offered or allowed (I wasn’t looking for any). VIP was upstairs in an open area with half-wall wood cubbies which were not comfortable at all. Tipped the VIP troll before we sat and got to business. She did some nice aggressive LD’s, touched her everywhere- except the kitty was a no go. After 5 dances she talked me into a few more. I was enjoying my time with her so I agreed- she seemed to be enjoying it as well.

Overall the club experience was better than I had expected. The people, dancers, and staff were friendly and the beer was cold. However after the dances I decided to call it a night. Total spent on 8 dances, 4 brews, tips, parking, and cover: $240. I will definitely be going back for another visit!