They claim to be the world's largest strip club but so does Tootsie's.

Las Vegas, NV. Sunday night. I haven't done Vegas yet. Let's just say the stripper of my dreams prolly ain't working in this town. And the high covers kind of turned me off. But I was passing through so why the fuck not. To some it's the sc mecca. I read some of Londonguy's reviews though and he said Sapphire and Spearmint Rhino were his top two picks so I said fuck it I'll just do those two. $50 covers though will even stop a pervert like me from club hopping the whole city. Anyway roll up, area is fine, it's the strip. Big ass parking lot, monitored. Walk in. Through one mag and then get wanded again. To the desk the girl asks if I have reservation, no and the cover is $50. I hate that so much.

Walk in. This has got to be one of the nicest clubs I ever been to, it's as upscale as it gets. Layout bathrooms are in the back right corner. Bar is on your left. Stages down below. Customers all kinds of folks, moslty in groups, I was probably one of the few solo.

Dancers. Really a great lineup. Definetly a 7up sort of situation. Looked like 20's-40's age wise. All ethincities. All girls thinner to average. Very ELEGANT lineup. That's the word. 7-9 range. More 7's than 9's though. A good amount of cubans in here. Probably too much work done on some of these girls. I saw one chick, with nice tits and red hair. I was like damn am at the end of a rainbow, a bust beautiful red head. Super rare in clubs. I start talking, hola papi. She was from Spain, dyed hair. Should it matter? Idk something is inauthentic about it. Just adopt and irish accent and say your from dublin. I buy $1000 vip. Whatever take my money, lady.