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Club XXXV is a winner!

XXXV Gentleman's Club
7090 NJ-35 Sayreville, NJ 08879
The boys and I went to town last night. It was wild - highly recommend. It looks like they did a renovation it was pretty clean. We went to Club XXXV and honestly the $20 cover was a bit wild and when we went in, it was tame af not many dancers we dropped maybe $80 each in there and chilled for a half hour. Keep in mind You gotta check you phone in or leave in the car so around 930 So we went to the Applebees for a shot of quila while we waited. Idk if you guys know but quila is wild and starts to get you in the zone. Around 10:15 we go back and as we wait to be let in, my boy has flip flops and this new bouncer said “we usually don’t, but we’ll make an exception” kinda of weird that they care about shoes in this establishment plus we were just there without an issue. Man oh man this place got wild. Just kept getting wilder as the night went on, we ended up getting kicked out of the bar area cause some vips rolled in and started throwing bills around, so we just kind of sat by them to get action with them throwing money, and it worked for a while. This dancer approaches me and starts rubbing my back and my belly and asks if I want a dance. I wave her away cause I was eyeballing another dancer. A couple minutes go by and some casa amigos shots later, this other dancer finally comes over and ask me for a dance to which I agreed. Outta nowhere I’m being sent to the private room and she’s just dancing on me and I threw a wad of singles not realizing there were some $5 in there. At this point I was like fuck it we’re having a great time. We go to the bar and I look to my left and it’s the owner from a local pizza joint let’s call it “the Real Cellubis” is just going to town on the same dancer I turned away. Long story short, XXXV is dope af, def dig the spot. BYOB is great I just wish they weren’t so tough on the no Phones policy but whatever.