If The Bunny Ranch Was A Strip Club

Came here last Friday afternoon around 4pm to avoid some traffic and hadn’t been here in over a year. It was fairly empty, not many cars out front and the place is in a non descriptive, crappy shopping center next to a liquor store. Parked right in front and the guy at the counter was pleasant enough, showed me the list of dancers on a clipboard and wanted me in after handing him 10 bucks. This club was a super dark inside which I thought was a bit unnerving and a fairly decent looking Hispanic dancer was dancing on stage.

The bartender approached me and asked if I wanted a drink - ordered an 8 dollar soda which was absolutely ridiculous I mean, I know it’s a strip club but cmon. Really? Was approached by a short, thickset Hispanic girl who promised me the moon and back for an $180 VIP, I which I gladly obliged. Upon getting the dance she asked if I wanted “anything else” for an extra few hundred. Politely declined.

Though the dance was really good for a normal dance.