Gentlemen's Gold Club
5801 Pulaski Hwy Baltimore, MD 21205

Is this a retirement home?

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Jmanskald
Aug 3, 2024, 6:10 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

I had some extra time on my hands to grab a drink after work, so I headed here on a late Friday afternoon/early evening (5-ish) to see what it was like. It's one of the few clubs in MD with a day-shift that's not on the Block and doesn't scan IDs. There was no cover when I entered, and the security guy glanced at my ID but that was it. There's a metal detector, though I think it's cosmetic because no one checked when I walked through and made it beep like crazy. Maybe it's more of a door bell?

 

The main space is very roomy. There's a rectangular central stage with pole, and lounge seats radiate out from it. A circular bar branches out from the stage with bar seating. There are TVs everywhere showing sports. It feels like a chill area to hang out. The menus are available by scanning a code. Drinks are $10. The food is typical sports bar fare. The facilities are excellent, and there's a wide selection of food and drinks along with an attentive bar tender.

 

That evening was dead. There were a handful of senior citizens rambling about like zombies. One shriveled guy danced to himself in front of the mirror. A girl would walk up to the stage once every 20 minutes or so for a quick dance and leave. There's no mandatory tip walk, so maybe that's why no one felt particularly motivated to do anything. It was one of the most depressing places I've been.

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