2-for-1 Tuesdays

I went to Centerfolds on Tuesday night to take advantage of their 2-for-1 dance specials. The club is easy to get to, right there on Broadway. Parking might be a pain, but I took an Uber. Entry fee was $30, then I walked down the stairs to the main room, which was smaller than I expected, with a handful of small lowtop tables and one large booth framing a small stage. There was a small bar in the back corner of the room. The place is not fancy but seems reasonably well kept.

It was fairly slow, but about what I expected on a Tuesday night. (I'm guessing that's why they have the 2-for-1 special) Maybe 10 customers and about the same number of dancers, with average dancer quality in the 5-7 range. Fairly low energy stage dancing, sometimes fully clothed, sometimes topless, but I don't think anybody ever got fully nude--maybe because literally nobody was tipping on stage. The girls did circulate through the room pretty well, giving me the feeling this place was more about selling private dances.

Pretty soon after I got there, I was accosted by an overweight, under-attractive MILF. About the only thing going for her was some big titties. She offered to give me a tour of the place since it was my first time visiting Centerfolds. I knew I was in for some upselling, but I would have no problem saying no to this broad. I'm glad I had a guide, because their shit is complicated at this place. Forgive me if I'm a little off on a couple details, but I'm trying to remember all the options. Apparently bikini dances were $40 and topless was $50 in one set of rooms with clear glass windows (so no privacy other than being down a hallway). Or you could get nude dances for $60 in a different set of bead-curtained rooms right behind the stage, or do 3 nude dances for $150. OR, you could opt for VIP for $300 per half hour, which was yet another set of rooms downstairs (there's a downstairs?) Anyway, I resisted her sales pitches and finally made it back to my seat.