LONDON wanted to go on a ride on my Harley.

Same as always fenced-in parking lot, $5.00 door fee to enter. Main stage another smaller stage close to the bar entrance. Along with the 3rd stage near the bar.

Today I rolled in around 6 pm. I counted 6 peelers maybe more were in the VIP not 100% sure. Anyway, I locked eyes with a cute little chocolate spinner named, LONDON 5 foot 3 around 115 pounds with green eyes. After her set, she came right over. The first thing out of her mouth is that she loves corn on the cob. Very odd start to any conversation but we all know normal is not in these ladies' vocabulary.

She must have thought I was new telling me we had to hurry up and go back to the VIP. Her shift was about to end.

I kindly said Baby this is not my first time here. She tells me she still needs to make another 80 bucks for her tip out an Uber ride home. RULE #1 in negotiating never say the first number. I told her it was her lucky day I had a grand total of 80 bucks on me. Sadly we had to pay the VIP fee which was $10. for the wristband. I told her if we did well in the VIP I would be willing to take her home on my Harley, her eyes lit up like it was CHRISTMAS MORNING. We started to walk back towards the VIP. Paid the troll the 10 bucks an off we went. This girl starts nonstop talking about how much she loves to eat CORN on the COB. I can't let a golden opportunity go to waste. So I yank out JR and tell her to go to town. Man, that girl had one hell of a mouth on her. Before long I'm hitting it from behind and her phone starts blowing up. Needless to say, the fun times ended.