A friendly and comfortable dive — with lap dances!

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

I was not expecting to visit the PHL, but a previous appointment left me nearby with just enough time for a quick visit. Did not hit the ATM in advance so I arrived with less…

Le Penthouse

Montréal, QC

Thus is a massage parlor/brothel, not a strip club. It’s extremely clean, private, and well organized. Entrance is up a set of stairs under a black canopy. Website has multple photos (though no faces) and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

The basic info: easy to find on rte 130 south, just past Davis Honda. Pink building with plenty of free parking; you can find a spot away from the road if you prefer. Inside, it’s…

A quick summary and tips to start with: Dances are 25$ a song or 5 for 100$. There is a paper sign on the podium before the VIP room entrance with all the info. Most of…

I reviewed this club last year after I visited on a slow weekday afternoon. After visiting on a Saturday night during a massive event, I felt compelled to leave another review to talk about the…

Review I don’t review this club very often because I’m here all the time and posting this same review over and over would just be redundant. The place is very much a dive bar with strippers, and…

I showed up around 12:30 at night after taking a cab to Jerry's Nugget and walking across the street. (Gave me the opportunity to use a decent bathroom.). Walked in to stripper bedlam.…