Snoozefest

Visited the Cricket on a Friday night, just before 7pm. Nice enough club. Free admission before 7. No smoking, which is definitely a plus. One main stage in the middle with one or two girls dancing. On this day there was only one at a time, for four songs each. One thing I’ll say right off the bat, between 6-8 are not generally that good at any club, but particularly this one, it seems. You get the day shift girls (who usually seem used up or ready to leave) or you get the first girls from the night shift (who sit on their phone for the first hour or two of their shift). This night was no different. They even had an empty stage for a few songs. I spotted 6-7 girls, but no one came by the entire time that I was there. Also, don’t come to this club if you want to get a glimpse at a dancers boobs before deciding to take them back. They rarely get topless, and rarely move at all on stage, for that matter. This has been my experience for the last 4-5 times I’ve been to this here. I’ve had some great experiences at the cricket, so I have found my way back often, but part of the appeal of going to these clubs is getting to see a bunch of boobs. Plus, most of the girls present were the infamous Cubans. Some can be hot, but the language barrier is such a turn off for me. Anyway, I digress. I nursed my beer then left an hour later, feeling like I wasted my time. Maybe the time of day I was there is swaying my thoughts, but the cricket has not been doing much for me lately.