Why Did I Wait So Long?

I was a big fan of the Landing Strip but it had been on the downward slide for years. I kept hearing about Divas but never pulled the trigger. After my last visit to "Maximus", I decided "What the hell? Might as well give Divas a shot."

This is that story...

It's Saturday afternoon, I'm bored and wouldn't mind playing with some hot, thick dancers. I'm leaning toward Divas so I decided to do my usual recon and call the place before showing up just so I know the important details. The desk girl answers and I start my interrogation.