Tourist Trap

I stopped in on a Thursday evening as I was driving by on I-90/94. They open at 7:00 p.m., and I arrived around 8:00 p.m. The place is pretty easy to find, a short drive off the interstate. A large parking lot, I was the only customer. So, me, bar staff, and 4-5 dancers.

The place itself is very nice. As you walk in, there is a long bar to the left, and the main stage is to your right, surrounded by scattered tables and chairs. Moving forward, there is another area- elevated by a few steps, with more seating and, I believe, another stage. To the extent my memory is sketchy, it is only because I stayed in the main area as the club was very slow and there was no reason to explore. But, the club has a well-kept, very WI vibe. Lots of wood, feels like one of countless WI bars that cater to snowmobilers, hunters, fishermen and, in this case, tourists checking out the Dells.

As I wrote, there were 4-5 dancers; at least, 4-5 whom I could see. Perhaps there were more hanging out in the dressing area / out of view. All of the dancers were fit and sexy! In this regard, I give the club a big thumbs up!

I grabbed a beer from the bar and took a seat at a hightop table along the edge of the main stage area. It was not long before I was joined by (I think) Domino, a 20-something, dark haired beauty. She sat and began to chat me up in a cool, casual way. She did not push dances at all. We talked for a few minutes and were eventually joined by a second dancer. I do not remember her name, but, she was also very fit, very hot. I would have been happy to get dances- and more!!- from either / both of them. Alas...

I have been in this game for a very long time. I have a pretty good instinct regarding what may or may not be available in a given establishment. This club feels very much like what I would characterize as a mainstream, many-rules-in-play club. Signs make it clear that there is no touching of the dancers, and, my gut says the DJ / bouncer(s) would enforce such rules. I will be honest, though, and say I did not partake in any dances here, so, I am not 100% certain. In fact, Domino told me she had worked at the Boxxx Office- a few miles down the interstate- which is a club where I know the mileage can be quite high. So, perhaps mileage can be had here, but, I tend to to doubt it. The decisive factor for me was the $40 price for a lap dance!! This cost indicates to me that this club caters to tourist dudes, vacationers with money to burn while spending a few days in the Dells. Again, I could be wrong, but, I'm pretty sure I'm right.