Shady Lady Lounge
2800 E 12th St Kansas City, MO 64127

Two nights, one forgettable and one not

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Trainne
Jun 27, 2024, 3:10 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I visited this place on back-to-back nights while in town for work and it was a tale of two nights, the second of which ended with me as LDK.

 

There’s a $20 cover as soon as you walk in. I showed up on a Monday around 9:45 and the place was a ghost town. This is more of a dive bar with strippers than your typical strip club. There’s a long bar immediately to your left and then a very low stage in the middle of the room. There’s another stage in the back but apparently only gets used on the weekends. The girls use a jukebox to play music, no DJ. It’s definitely a unique place.

 

There were maybe 10-12 girls working on this Monday night. A couple cute blondes that I would peg at a 7 and one really hot blonde with a perfect body that I would rank higher on my preference scale. The rest were a mix of ethnicity and shape. I ended up chatting with one thin blonde after tripping her during her stage dance. The girls do 2 songs with the option of taking the top off on the second one. There’s decent mileage permitted during the stage dance. No lap dances on the main floor though. Anyways, I take this cute blonde to the back room and get a handful of lap dances at $30 each. Very lackluster performance, not much effort and way too chatty about random things like my favorite places to eat. No vibe but she was cute and she let me touch anywhere but the restricted area.

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