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Rejected Review

[edited] Go once just so you can say you've gone but... Nah

The Granville Strip
1050 Granville St Vancouver, BC V6Z 1L5, Canada
this was one of the strip clubs that apparently renovated and was reopened sometime in the last few years so was pretty excited. Anyways, they're the most expensive for cover $20 and strict with dress code unless one of the owners are there. I love the staff. Super cool guys at the door and inside as well. Owner really looked out for everyone - his staff, the dancers and customers. The feel is a bit more "upscale" for Vancouver (in my opinion, I love Brandis but this place honestly is beautiful and the stage is cool as hell as their stripper pole looks like it goes all the way to the roof and I love mezzanines lol). Private dances were $50 plus tips and the majority of the dancers were pretty aggressive if you go for one dance just to get a feel. I absolutely HATE and lose my stiffie the minute I have cash ready to go but the dancer immediately asks "YOU GOT CASH?!?!??". LIKE COME ON... Let a guy have a little breathing room. The rooms were small, you aren't allowed to touch at all and the dances were all pretty shitty to be honest. Barely any contact. And you can hear everyone next to do but once again, super professional staff so nobody made you feel bad if you did mess up and accidentally touched a dancer. It opens from 9pm to 2am last I went in mid January. Maybe my review is harsh because I just got off the plane from a strip club filled week in Portland. But yeah, go once for the venue and not again. Dj was good and all the dancers picked their own songs. Mix of rap, pop and similar stuff. No high mileage, barely low mileage lol. I only got on well (mentally stimulating - kind of) with this one half black half white girl. She was the youngest and felt a genuine connection (yes, as a customer with a dancer and yes I know it's a fantasy but she was hella cool and tried her best to give me higher mileage but she barely works and doesn't dance on stage). The girls they show constantly on the strip's Instagram page are the "veterans" aka the mega hustlers and honestly would skip them all since they were the "GOT CASH?!?" type of boner killers but all talented on stage. Bartenders and waitresses were alright but a bit pushy with drinks and kind of awkward which was a bit of a buzzkill at the start of the night. Spent around $300 and then $200 on the half black half white girl just to hang out and get a bit higher mileage. Ya. Wouldn't go back.