Productive early evening visit.
This club is at the far end of the Passyunk Ave bridge, right underneath a jumbo billboard for personal injury lawyers. Would you really hire lawyers because they advertised over a titty bar? It shares a parking lot shared with an adult store, a pool hall, and a swingers club. The adult store sometimes has booth girls in the back. Sometimes there are women hanging out in the parking lot in front of the adult store. I never bothered to strike up a conversation with one but who knows.
I arrived at 5:30 or so. Parking lot was mostly empty. When I went inside, there are say 5 dancers around, three sitting at the bar, staring at their phones, and two emerging from the private room. There were no other customers at the barThose at the bar were Rihanna, Dior and Eclipse. Rihanna is a tall and curvy with wonderful rear. Dior is short, curvy. Eclipse is tall, slinky with a well done pair of man-mades and hair died neon orange. Everyone other than me, the bar tender and the owner was black.
Entering, there is a stand to the left where the owner/dance counter sits. Further to the left is the couch room behind a beaded curtain. To the right are two "private" dance rooms. The bar is straight ahead. The bar is a rectangle with a stage inside it.
I sat and ordered a beer. $6 + $1 for the tender. Eclipse comes over and introduces herself. I turn to greet her and she settles into my lap, back toward me. She complains that she's cold. "You seem hot to me." We chit chat as I am basically hugging from behind as she's grinding and I decorate her with ones. She starts warming me up, too. After 10 minutes or so, she asks if I'd like to head back. Of course, I agree. We head off to the privates. In the room, she says $200. I say okay but for what. Everything, she says. I could have dickered but I wasn't there to dicker -- at least about money. She wants her money up front.
Somehow she's naked and I'm sitting in my boxer shorts on the couch with my trousers at my knees. She sings some billy covers then a frank cover followed. When we're done, we put ourselves back together and give the man at the desk his money. $60 for 2 8 minute dances. The incentive in those rooms is to get your business done quickly.
She goes to the dressing room. I go wash my hands in the mens room. I return to my chair and Rihanna comes over. She can hold up a conversation. I tell her I'm done for this visit, but have a bunch of singles I need to get rid of, so I decorate her with dollar bills as we chat. Dior, who had gotten on stage, comes around for a tip, which I give her. I finish decorating Rihanna with my remaining singles then leave. It's about 6:10. A very efficient visit.
