Springtime at Hobbeze

It's been a minute since I reviewed this establishment. For those who are not aware, this isn't really a strip club, per se, but a live dancer inside of an adult toy/novelty store and theatre. The is no cover and there is no bar (or minimum drink requirement!). There is most often one dancer on duty each day -- occasionally they have two and they are available for dances separately or together.

The dances and the hours have been updated on the main page. The dances are 2 for $80 (full length -- probably about 4-5 minute each) and $200 for 30 minutes. There is also a $400/60 minute option. The club/store has an instagram page and a Facebook page where you can find out who is scheduled to dance and lately they have had some teaser discounts on 30 minute and 60 minute dances on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. The dances are in a large private room where there is a couch, a covered chair, a small stage with a pole, and mirrors on the walls behind the pole. There is also a "peep show" option wherein the dancer goes behind glass and you can watch her "do it herself" while you "do it yourself" (if that's what you're in to). I am not -- I have tended to get the 30 minute/$200 dances.

This review is for two visits, both were late morning/early afternoon visits. The first was with Lila (several weeks back). Lila has chestnut hair and is a sultry petite dance with killer eyes, sensitive A-B tits and a relatively nice booty. She was relatively "new" to the club when I danced with her but I got the sense she had danced elsewhere before. She gave a very nice 2-way grind and allowed northern hemispheric fun.