A little more sizzle than steak, but I still got a mouthful

I really vibe with this place. Portland has no shortage of clubs, but to me this one was worth the 15 min uber. We showed up during shift-change on Saturday at 8pm and didn’t leave until 2:30. It’s relatively clean, with decent food. We ordered a vegan crunch-wrap supreme and it hit the spot, but is a smidge overpriced at $12. I didn’t love the DJ’s music selection, but it didn’t annoy me like some clubs where the dancers have the AUX. All of the tables are bolted down, so you’re kinda trapped on the sides, and the wooden bench seating isn’t the most comfortable. There’s a little patio smoke-deck outside when you need a break, but it was too cold for us the night we went to hang out there for too long.

Great selection of dancers on the weekends. We joked that it was like a CVS receipt when we looked up the roll call. 70% are skinny white girls covered in tattoos, which is standard for the Pacific Northwest, but there were asian, black, and latina dancers. Everyone was very friendly, and didn’t put too much pressure on us. Something fun about this place, that I haven’t seen anywhere is, is the wait staff is also topless. Not all of them are in dancer-shape, but they’re at least cute, and it’sl nice to have some regular bodies thrown into the mix. Because of the numbers, there were 5 girls roaming the club, and 4 waiting in the holding pen, then 2 on-stage. It’s well-lit w/ 2 stages connected by a catwalk. Stage 1 they lose their top, stage 2 they are fully bottomless, making it clap, and spread eagle.

Each dancer seemed to have a lot of freedom to do their own thing up there. One girl was in ballet slippers. Another one had a beer bottle between her asscheeks while she was on the pole. Another one was more of a props dancer, who used RC cars and dildos. At one point she brought up a customer onstage, and the dancer took the customer’s top off and let her use a dildo on her (the dancer). We suspect she may have been a plant, but still a fun show.